Monday, April 21, 2014

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(Source: fool-of-a-took)

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger GamesĀ 

Sunday, April 20, 2014

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

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(Source: mechaboys)

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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