Tuesday, April 22, 2014

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

(Source: theclearlydope)

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

(Source: snowqueenelsa)

Monday, April 21, 2014

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

(Source: icelikelollies)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

ruinedchildhood:

I was not expecting that

ruinedchildhood:

I was not expecting that

(Source: 5uzanne)

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

tastefullyoffensive:

One star. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

One star. [x]

professorelupin:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

professorelupin:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

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(Source: hpinsults)