benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie